'Good morning Doctor Bert – Creative Writing\r'

'Good substanti each(prenominal)y morning specify Bert, how are you? Very good and yes Im fine thank you. Now thus students, this is doctor Bert maven of the leading surgeons at saint heart hospital. Today we give be operating on a young male named dusanmandick from Austria. He took an overdose of cocaine and we fuck off to meet the terminal break of his stomach before it is mantled in to the blood stream.\r\nWould any one like to volunteer to start reservation the first incision? No David you reart, youre a porter, for god sake all you do is push beds around all day. mature as no one is place there hands up I mull you ignore do it Carla. beneficial then put the knife in then, yes very good keep issue, mighty straight stop. Suction, no Carla dont suck on the stomach I mean become the machine to suck the blood come forward of the way. Now we piss cleaned that up I want you to start cutting in to the stomach.\r\nMarvellous there we go can you see the uninfected mill, success flatadays Carla grab the swabs and start to dab the powder we should be able to save this guys lifetime presently. Wait there, his blood pressure is dropping, break a crash team at one time down here, Carla hold up thorn, charging up to 230, stand clear. soothe no response, charging to 270, stand clear. Still nothing. Ok Carla start CPR. Stop! Theres a beat, right lets get back to this operation.\r\nDoctor Bert, doctor Bert wake up, thank you now help Carla out and start secure back up the stomach. No we can not make your initials the brand. Harry your suppose to be observing not class period the kerrang magazine. Ive had enough, Doctor Bert can you please take over. Where did you say he was Harry? Hes departed to order a pizza, has this whole knowledge base gone insane? To start of with Carla started imbibe on the lads stomach she asked if we could turn the scar in to her initials, and now doctor Bert the somebody who should be helping me out has go ne to order a flipping pizza. GOD ecclesiastic HELP ME PLEASE? Say that again, your resile fell of your finger and is still in the lads stomach why didnt you say now we need to open him back up and pull the rout out you absurd girl it would give way been so some(prenominal) easier if you said.\r\n56+ Right then Carla hes all yours open him up yes keep going right now get the ring out quickly before we have to start resuscitating him again. Carla get of your phone. Thank you now carry on, there it is grab it now for the final time Carla would you like to do the job of stitching up. Great, dont just regard at me get on and do it.\r\nWell done team later that sketchy operation we have in the end got him back stable with the cocaine out of his stomach, Im pretty sure no white powder will be entree his nose for a while. Welcome back dusanmandick, no I do not sell cocaine this is a prize hospital not a iniquity club if we find out you have been taking any more picnic cocaine there will be no more operations or treatment on the NHS for you. You will have to go private and pay for it yourself.\r\n'